On my DS. Concrete reasons why I hate it.

1: Power switch is in an absolutely retarded place.
2: Ugly, ugly, UGLY!
3: Screen is dim and crappy.
4: Stylus is located in an awkward spot.
5: Start & Select could be placed better.
6: Not a DS Lite
7: Screen was scratched to hell when I bought it.
8: Headphone socket just does not work with wide headphone jacks. (I mean the plastic housing on the jacks specifically.)
9: Volume slider is terrible.
10: 2 F***ing hours battery life!? Are you f***ing joking!? And you can't even get replacement batteries for the original any more!!!

My wishlist: Cobalt Blue DS Lite. Somebody I know, please win the lottery, kthx.