On the ancient and venerable art of Bone Crunching.

Well now, what's this? A whole week without a post from me? Okay then, this should fix that. Anyway, today, I would like to talk about bone-crushing headlocks, which are in this blogger's view a very good thing, though certainly less so for the unfortunate recipient as demonstrated in figure A:

This image amuses me no end. Here, we see the "Bone Cruncher" at it's finest, as the Bone Cruncher, one Nanaly Fletch, of Tales of Destiny 2, inflicts a devastating headlock upon Loni Dunamis, her erstwhile co star and frequent recipient of Bone Crunchings.

Now you may be asking why the hell I've bothered to post something like this. Well the truth is, that if this post has any point at all it is that I like my games with a slightly twisted sense of humour. You don't find this in games like Final Fantasy any more, with most all of their soul being lost in the transition to HD. That's one reason among many I won't be buying Final Fantasy 13, at least not new.